Posted by Armand on November 21, 2000 at 08:17:50:
In Reply to: The Best Laugh is When We Laugh at Ourselves posted by Polar Pilot on November 17, 2000 at 14:15:29:
* BREAKING NEWS *
Candidates Negotiate Unprecedented Powersharing Agreement.
Both to share White House: One as President, one as First Lady!
Voters must decide: Who will make a sexier First Lady?
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Full Story
The presidential candidates came together in the early hours this
morning to settle the disputed election results 'Mano a Mano'.
The two men negotiated for the better part of one half hour,
though reputable sources peeking through the window claim that
they did spend about 10 minutes applying Noxema to the gigantic
boil on Bush's cheek. After a quick review of "Cliff's Notes: The
American Constitution" and a brief arm-wrestle, the candidates
finalized an unprecedented 'powersharing' agreement, in which
both will take office in the White House.
There will be a worldwide re-vote to determine who will be
President and who will act as First Lady. Both candidates agreed
that having a male First Lady this term will significantly
reduce public confusion when Bill Clinton assumes that role
in 2004.
Voters must decide: Who will make a sexier First Lady?
The re-vote has already begun in some places, and black-market
exit poll data from the American territory of Guam shows the
Vice President with a very narrow lead over Governor Bush,
though this may be due to the false rumors circulating in Guam
that Bush won the arm-wrestle.
We encourage you to fulfill your civic duty in this historic
election year, and visit the FirstLady2000.com polling station:
*Click here to view shocking photos and cast your vote:
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